Actually, he's thinking: "Maybe if I stay completely still and don't move, those delusional girls over there called BJ and AngelWatcher won't notice me... I only want Janni to notice me. She's hot! Hee Hee"
I really like the third one. There is something about the spats and French cuffs that does it for me. I love it when he dresses up. Plus this shot makes me feel like I caught him in a candid moment.