Ode to the golden leotard

I really can't stand that gold thong leotard from the Dangerous tour, but I was feeling exceptionally silly today. ) This should be sung to the tune of Sisqo's "Thong Song" This thing right here Is letting all the guys know What women talk about The finer things in life Mmm Hmm Check him out Oooh gold pants so scandalous You know another man couldn't handle it See you bouncing that thing like I'm the ish With a look in your eyes mischievous Whoo Your music plays at all the hip hop spots And you make the ladies faint like connect the dots Sing not just urban but also pop Every woman would like to stroke ya [BRIDGE] He had abs like a truck truck truck Thighs like what what what Baby move your butt butt butt Uh I think I'll sing it again He had abs like a truck truck truck Thighs like what what what Is it really that long? Let me see that thong [CHORUS] I like it when the beat goes la la la la Baby make your (ooh) go na na na na Boy I know you want everyone to know That thong th thong thong thong I like it when the beat goes la la la la Baby make your (ooh) go na na na na Boy I know you want everyone to know That thong th thong thong thong Oooh gold pants so scandalous You know another man couldn't handle it See you bouncing that thing like I'm the ish With a look in your eyes mischievous Whoo Your music plays at all the hip hop spots And you make the ladies faint like connect the dots Sing not just urban but also pop Every woman would like to stroke ya [BRIDGE] [CHORUS (2x)] Whoaaa Oooh gold pants so scandalous You know another man couldn't handle it See you bouncing that thing like I'm the ish With a look in your eyes mischievous Whoo Your music plays at all the hip hop spots And you make the ladies faint like connect the dots Sing not just urban but also pop Every woman would like to stroke ya (Whoa) He had abs like a truck truck truck Thighs like what what what Baby move your butt butt butt Uh I think I'll sing it again He had abs like a truck truck truck Thighs like what what what Baby move your butt butt butt Is it really that long? Let me see that thong Oh I think I'll sing it again Come on Come on Come on Come on Yeahhhh yeah [CHORUS (3x)] Oh Yeah alright Uh oh yeah Ooh Whoa (I like it when the beat goes la la la la) (Baby make your (ooh) go na na na na) (Boy I know you want everyone to see) Baby (That thong th thong thong thong) (I like it when the beat goes la la la la) (Baby make your (ooh) go na na na na) (Boy I know you want everyone to see) (That thong th thong thong thong