The Naughty Chair

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I am sending all off-color comments in non-Hot Zone threads to the naughty chair.  If you know you forgot your tongue and said something saucy, but now you can't find it in the original thread, this is the place to look.  Remember, we have all ages and all tastes here.  We've got to keep the clean topics clean--and the dirty ones filthy.

P.S.  The Naughty Chair isn't so bad:  you get to spend your time in Michael's lap.  Don't you just love that bit of dirt on the bottoms of his socks?  Even he keeps it a bit filthy!

Thank god for that, right??? Loved ripping them shirts open in the early days, too, much to your deligh!  Wish he wasn't shy about showing his ass or his junk, that would be very kind of you MIkey!

Remember the hooplah around Janet boob?? Imagine the up roar if Mike took his pants of and did the chopper!!! A universal thud would ecco all over the world from the Moms Of America falling of the couch!!! They need to remove the stick up their asses...

Well, the other noise would be those of us who are not prudes stampeding to get at him, right?  Women the world over would make a mass exodus towards Michael!   Poor guy, he wouldn't know the meaning of Flash Mob when we hit him, LOL!

Man, his penis would become loooong if I got a hold of it...I would want to take it back to Denmark with me!

Just the penis????  See, I'd have to have ALL OF HIM!!

WEll, actually, if only the penis was available, you know I'D TAKE IT!!!!  Fuck, yeah!  I think I have a special drawer just for it, mmm hmmm.

I have a feeling he would follow automatically if I got a hold of his shaft...

C'mon,you can say it, I was right about the other part, too!  The part where I said, quite LOUDLY, that he never had sex with that skank hoe piss pot crotch rot snaggle tooth biotch LMP!

Poor Suz, so delirious from all the Michaeling.  I was going to reply with more specifics, but I had to look around and see that I am not in the appropriate forum- and you know PJ will send me to the naughty chair in a second!

Sorry BE4MJ, but your comment was attached to hers.  You got moved anyway!  Suz, I'm going to wash out your mouth you naughty girl!

NOT FAIR! LOL- Suz is just a bad influence- she is dragging me down...and I'm loving it!

Ahem, those of us who know you know your mind was already in the gutter to begin with!  Drop the innocent act missy!  

You are not the first person to say this to me today...hm... I have to work on that innocent act! (I was going to say my reputation, but it seems it's too late for that)

Don't know if I should go stand in the corner or be proud of the fact that me and Suz are very much present in the Naugthy Chair
What do you think Suz?

I think you and Suz do it on purpose!  You like the punishment!  Too bad it's not MJ himself doing the spanking.

You might be right PJ... So spank me!

Hmmm, this is getting kinky.  We've got members lining up for spankings here.  I think this might be the first full-service MJ forum around!

Uh huh..yeah that's right...Spank me hard baby... I've been a bad and filthy girl! You better bring out the belt with the big buckle.... I need to be put in my place... Uh huh, punish me big daddy!