Absolute Filth 18+ Please

Since some of you can't seem to contain yourselves, I have created an area where you can be as raunchy as you want to be in order to keep it out of most of the other threads.  The Gold Pants thread and the Grown & Sexy Hour will also continue to be adult oriented.   Have at it!

I have NO clue who this administrator is talking about...

Me neither...Who's filthy and naughty? Not me I tall ya!

I'm not naughty!!! I'm NOT!!!!  Michael, these girls are calling me NAUGHTY!!!!  I don't like it!!!!  Michael, why are you smiling at me like that????  Do you think I'm NAUGHTY????  

Well, ok, I guess, if you insist, baby, I can be NAUGHTY if you want!!!  What's that, you wanna spank me???  Ok, if you insist, as long as you smile at me like that while you do it!!!!

Shall we start a new club called "Delusional Dames"?  Who wants to be President?

You know what is really funny:  Who were the FIRST FOUR PEOPLE in here- and yes, dear PJ, THAT includes you!  

Who, me??? Filthy???

Uh....I was just "administrating".

 That's my story and I'm sticking with it.

Hey, my fellow dirty minds, what's y0ur opinion:  did Michael like giving oral???  I'm sure, since he was all that in the size department and he was a guy, he enjoyed getting it, but do you think he liked giving it??  We all know how kind and generous he was!!!

Or spankings, what's the take on those???  They've never been my thing, but I know some ladies enjoy a little playful tap or two.  Anyone??

Whew, that's a big thank goodness.  For a minute there, I thought I posted this in the wrong thread.  But this one is the filth one, right???

Kay, just makin sure,

With the "drrrrap da ba dap" thing he does in Remeber The Time, I imagine he's quite talented...I see it like this: Either he really loved it or he thought it was yucky

My ex spanked me during doggystyle and I couldn't help but laugh...So it's not for me. But he might have thought it to be fun...Damn, I wish I was friends with LMP and could get all the dirty details...

You know I hate her, I'll just make the dirty details up in my mind with my body, thank you!!!  I never did like the whole spanking thing, but I think Michael could have spanked me with just about anything, and I'd be ok with it,

Michael could pee on me! (I disgust myself!)

Well, at least you didn't say shit, right?

I was afraid to! But why not? It's MJ doo doo...How bad can it be, right?........RIGHT?

Do you hear that echo Tholstrup?  

I hear *crickets* too.

I'm all alone.....I'm afraid.....A lot of people misunderstand me...That's because they don't know me...

No....it's because you're now stinky and covered in Michael's Poo!

Before you judge me, try hard to love me, and ask youself, what smells??? That's Janni, she's covered in my poo!!!

And ya'll are just jealous! I can sell you some poo samples if you want??