Do you all think that Michael

masturbated or not? I think he did to relive some of the stress and tension.

I think he spanked the monkey on a regular basis... Being a virgin and all, it was all he could do! And yes, he was a virgin... Yes, he was! HE WAS!!!! *covering my ears, I can't hear you...la la la la la la la la*....

Btw, I'm really quite normal... And I'm not drunk! I'm in denial... You know, to protect my fragile mind!

Aside from some follies with Diana and Lisa Marie, he WAS a virgin--well celibate.  I'm with  you Tholstrup. You're not crazy at all.  I totally wasn't expecting this question.  The answer is:  of COURSE he did!  You can see him masturbating in any of his concert footage from BAD onward, especially the HIStory tour.  What do you think he was doing with all that grabbing and rubbing and grinding and what not.  That shit felt mad good, I'm sure.  Even better knowing a 100,000 people were watching him and drooling over it.

No seriously, virtually everyone masturbates whether they admit it or not.  A lot of people feel guilty, but they shouldn't.  I think Michael eventually got over his guilt and just got into it.  Besides, no woman could ever make him feel as good as his music did.

I CAN imagine michael spanking his monkey in the showeer and leaving all the evidence behind smiley image='anim_jump.gif' text=':jumping:' /> I bet Michael started to discover the joy of playing with Mikey Jr at 18 years of age or younder. LOL

Evidence?  Eeeewwwwww!  I think most guys start by puberty.  They can't help but notice Junior down there demanding attention while their hormones are literally driving them crazy.

I think Lisa was so lucky to see Michael enjoying himself she probably joined in and finished the job for him. lol

With Lisa around ,she probably took over most of the time.. :) Plus, hey, if Mike did do it with her around- good for him! Don't we all help ourselves at times...

Well, by definition, isn't masturbation a solitary experience?  Obviously, we all know he did if we listened to, watched, or read about the trial he went through, or listened t0, watched, or read about the raid he endured way back in 1993 when Neverland was raided then.  Evidence at trial in an attempt to paint Michael in a bad light, which backfired on the prosecutors, btw, were magazines like Barely Legal and Hustler, which was Michael's "release" from the sexual tension.  Of course, the down side to those being presented, as far as Michael was concerned, is that his mother, his whole family, and the world knew that he jacked it off when necessary.  Well, good for him, how's he different from any other guy, married or single?  

Of course Michael got off, why shouldn't he?  Is there some reason you are doubting this, or some reason you need to validate this?  Michael was a unique individual, gifted with many, many talents that would make us question whether he really was as human as the rest of us.  But at the end of the day, he was still a man, a real, flesh and blood man, and men have NEEDS.  If there's no woman there to satisfy them, well then, thank the Good Lord for the Internet, right?

No he didn't masturbate. He had all his hoes ready to take care of that.

Suzmary you are funny yes thank god for the internet. MMM this topic is really giving me some inspiration for some naughty Michael writing. I think I probably write Michael jackng off in different eras. LOL

Its funny imagining Michael with a porn mag  beating it  though. Its like he had one  hand stroking Mikey jr while the other was flipping the pages LMAO

Hey, maybe if you're gonna imagine Michael in a state of arousal, maybe you should write about him being with a woman, too, or are you stuck on him being "by himself" so to speak?  I may joke about him "saving himself for me" or htat he never slept with LMP, because I don't care for her, but I don't know it it's a wise or healthy idea to think that he was only interested in jacking off.  Is that fantasy something you can't move past, or?  I just think he was a guy who was alone, maybe not by choice, but sometimes, like everyone, "took care of himself" when necessary.  

Maybe we should leave it there.

Didn't they first find the dirty mags in the last raid in 2003-2005? They were locked in a box or something...

Yes, Janni- he was responsible and kept his adult material away from kids.  That's the kind of man he was.  

Annie- you better watch out talking about he hoes...Janni will get you!

Suz i DONT doubt for a sec that Michael wasnt interesting in having intercourse too. I guess am so stuck on him just jacking off because am jealous in a way of him being with other women. LOL  

mikeshotgirl, we all are

Thol am especially jealous of Lisa she is one lucky bitch . LOL

I personally think of LMP as one STUPID bitch!  You have a man that hot, and you kick him to the curb?  What are you, nuts?  No, I take that back, I already know you are!  You go from him to Nicolas Cage for a 6 week marriage, and now you're married to some other Michael who dresses like a bad impression of the beautiful Michael you were married to, even down to the cheesy attempt at a Fedora.  Now, you wanna have kids, right?  Well, bitch, you coulda had the best looking kids in the world, you just pissed it away, right?

Ok, so Michael felt the need to Grab His Junk And Jack It Messy once in a while, who cares?  Good for him.  Thankfully, the suitcase was locked so the kids didn't get to it, right?  

LMAO AT  Suz Yeah Lisa was one dumb bitch for leaving Michael after he done rocked her world many times over. I know i wouldnt have left  HIS SEXY ASS for nothing no matter what he did to me.

I second that.  I would rather suffer through things with a man as great as MJ (in and out of bed, inside and out) than suffer through worse crap with another regular man.  She is definitely a fool of the greatest magnitude.

I am SOOOO holding my tongue...not going into the same thing again,..nope, I am not... See, how good I am???