What do you all think of the
newest addition to the Golden Gate?As BE4MJ so astutely pointed out after hours of careful inspection at 500% zoom, the codpiece appears to be smudged with numerous fingerprints. Since Michael is wearing gloves, his raises several questions:
1. Whose fingerprints are they?
2. Are there more than one set?
3. How would one go about obtaining a job as the dresser of the royal prick? (I know, I know: language)
4. Why wasn't the codpiece polished? If it was at some point, does this mean there was a fair amount of "handling" after it was fastened on?
5. Who was the lucky wench who got to remove it as the concert progressed? Could it have been that Yana girl who practically sucked his zipper open in that one clip?
Additional questions raised by this picture:
1. What on Earth is the purpose of that hole in the swell of the codpiece?
2. Why is it off center?
3. Isn't that thing incredibly uncomfortable given the massive carat weight of the jewels it encased?
So many questions, so little answers. I guess this warrants further inspection. (Does my computer go up to 1000% zoom?)
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