Squeaky Clean ALL AGES

Welcome to Squeaky Clean.  Squeaky Clean is the thread to discuss anything Michael related without being bombarded with Gold Pants talk, innuendo, and other things some fans might find offensive.  Squeaky Clean is an all ages thread, so keep it PG please.

THIS is a challenging thread!

What's seeky lean...uhm...sleaky qeen...eeeh...squeaky clean?

Just stop Tholstrup before your keyboard explodes. It's obviously only used to typing naughty things.

whistle, whistle, whistle...  kicks pebbles with my chuck taylors ....  sheepishly admits she must quietly back out the door and find another place to play

Oh come on!  You must have something unfilthy to say, right?

Baby lambs! Puffy clouds!....Look how squeeky I am!

I believe this is where we should come to cleanse our souls after a night wallowing in Absolute Filth during the Grown & Sexy Hour.

Ok, douche me of my filth.  Oh, woops, this is the squeaky clean room, right??  WEll, I need to be cleansed!!

I'd rather stay dirty...

Yeah, I don't think I like this clean stuff.  For the same reasons I got kicked out of Catholic School,

Can anyone here perform any of Michael's dance routines?  I know Thriller, parts of Bad, and Beat It, and a large chunk of Smooth Criminal.  I'm working on some others, but the joints aren't what they used to be.

Now, it's evil to make me dance.  I'm terrible, awful, eight left feet and a club.  NO way, no how.  Leave that to Michael.

Suz, a  little birdie told me you can do that thing in Earth Song where he holds on to the trees in the tornado.   I had to erase the second part of my comment because this IS Squeaky Clean, but you know what it was...

Oh, well, when you're talking about THAT kind of dancing, I'm really, really good.  

Oh, in as much as a lap dance, strip tease, pole (  ) dance can be squeaky clean, right?  Well, like the kids play musical chairs, right?  It's KINDA like that,

I'm trying to learn the disco moves

I can do the J5 medley routine...

The J5 medley is totally cool.  He really seems to come alive every time he does that one.  You always see a smile on his face.   You should post video of yourself doing the routine.

Yeah right! "Chubby white girl doing J5 Medley"...Don't think so...

You should post what you do

lol. I can't do any of his moves.

Moonwalk= fail for Annie
Triple Spin = fail for Annie
Zombie dance = fail for Annie
Crotch grab = fail for Annie
Dangerous routine = fail for Annie
Smooth Criminal lean = fail for Annie
Egyptian dance = fail for Annie
70s Dancing Machine Robot = fail for Annie

Michael would be so disappointed in me.